Things My Husband Says

I have been thinking about writing these posts for a while, since my husband can be very funny sometimes without even trying; however, I do not want to offend him or hurt his feelings or publically humiliate him.  Then I figured I only get about three readers each day, and those people already love and respect Kyle as much as I do, so it should be fine.  Here it goes...

Conversation while walking the dog, the day before my husband was headed out of town:

Kyle:  You know, we cannot take the car to the usual car wash since we put the bike racks on.
Me:  Noted.
Kyle:  So, if you were thinking of washing the car this week, you will have to do it by hand.
Me:  I wasn't.