Things Other People's Husbands Say

Overheard while at the nurse's station...

Woman to her friend:  I needed my husband to take snacks into day care, so I sent him a text.
             Her text:  Bring the cooler.  It is full of snacks
             His text:  I didn't know what your text meant, so I didn't bring the cooler.
Me (in my head):  Poor woman.